Introducing Smithy & Monkey

Created after a particularly grueling afternoon. 

Introducing Belle

Introducing Bambi

Introducing Gaz the alien

Introducing Larry

Introduction

Welcome to the slightly warped world of my blog. I am James a 36 year old stay at home dad with a passion for photography and a sadistic hatred of the plastic toys that I am made (literally ordered) to play with all day by my adorable daughter Ellie.

Toys like dildo Dan here. Someone was having a laugh in China when they created him. After innocently playing all day in the big green pickup truck that he came in as the 'red man', Dildo Dan and all his friends take on their adult personas. These are their story's.

Feel free to send me any of yours to include.